Lana Del Rey: Gone in 15 Minutes?

Tour Dates 06/15/12 Sónar Festival Barcelona, Spain 06/17/12 Lovebox Festival - London 06/22/12 Isle of Wight Festival UK 06/24/12 Radio 1's Hackney Weekend 2012 - London 06/27/12 Hove Festival - Norway 06/29/12 Rock Werchter Festival - Belgium 07/01/12 LES EUROCKEENNES - France 07/04/12 Montreux Jazz Festival - Switzerland 07/06/12 Superbock Super Rock Festival - Portugal 07/13/12 Latitude Festival, Suffolk 07/15/12 Melt Festival, Germany 07/21/12 Spin Off Festival - Adelaide 07/23/12 Palace Theatre, Melbourne - Australia 07/24/12 Palace Theatre, Melbourne - Australia 07/26/12 Enmore Theatre, Sydney - Australia 07/27/12 Enmore Theatre, Sydney - Australia 07/28/12 Splendour In The Grass - Australia Read More Lana Del Rey Confession: I like Lana Del Rey more than I like the woeful, bearded vegan playing banjo in the basement of the independent record store. Author’s Note: I meant to write this review when Born to Die was released in January but that never happened so here we are now. That being said, the album definitely has a summer feel to it, so it seems somewhat appropriate to post a belated review during the steaming month of June, amiright? It’s common knowledge among the professionally creative that the only bad press is no press. Sure, Pitchfork could deliver a scathing album review with the disclaimer DON’T BUY THIS RECORD IT IS THE WORST RECORD IN THE HISTORY OF RECORDS DON’T DO IT I SEE YOU DOING IT PHILISTINE but people would still buy the record. We can’t help ourselves. Whether she means to or not, Lana Del Rey is taking full advantage of her “bad press.” From privileged roots to those suspiciously plump lips to a certain Saturday Night Live performance, Del Rey has had more bloopers than wins (for those of you counting). However, to a publicist, it’s been a field day, mostly because people are still talking about her. In the beginning, some of us wondered: why so much hatred directed at one person whose contributions are far less substantial than the surfeit of pop stars monopolizing the charts? Is Ke$ha on sabbatical or something? The answer, while obvious, is also ridiculous. When Del Rey attempted to redefine herself as a doe-eyed femme fatale she inadvertently called out the entire realm of “indie music” in the process. Her keepers were clever enough to realize that “indie” is as much based on image as your average mainstream diva and Del Rey’s mere existence was proof that a believable indie musician could be created by decidedly non-indie people. Naturally, the hip folk took offense. Listen to Born to Die—Del Rey’s debut full-length album—and you’ll note that she did not write an “indie” album by common definition*. It’s a bit strange, actually, a true exercise in contradictions. As a lyricist, she wavers between anxious fixation and fanciful naiveté; a pouting Lolita one moment and a badass party girl the next. You won’t find Del Rey browsing the bins of her local record store but you might catch a whiff of Chanel N˚5 as she breezes past you on the back of some dude’s motorcycle. That’s her scene; at least that’s one of the many scenes she’s selling us. The real question is not “Why is she trying to sell us these different identities?” but “Which of these identities is most real?” One of them has to be. Even Britney has her moments of self-awareness. Born to Die plays like the tiniest of winks in our direction. For all the ‘love’ she incorporates into her lyrics, this is clearly an album of infatuation. Most of the songs have a slight fanatical quality that might be interpreted as anti-feminist to some; yet, the simplicity of her phrasing just plain reinforces the fact that none of us are immune to the trivialities of “young love,” regardless of how stupid it seems in retrospect. If Connor Oberst wrote a song about being a stupid teenager he would, undoubtedly, fill the margins with oblique references to surviving as a sardonic, misunderstood wayfarer in Omaha. Not Lana. She ripped a page out of her 16-year-old diary and wrote “This Is What Makes Us Girls,” a remarkably visual tune that describes the plot of nearly every female coming-of-age story: think American Graffiti meets Foxfire meets Endless Love, as realized by Amy Heckerling and soon to be re-invented by Lena Dunham (with heavy sponsoring from Pabst Blue Ribbon). “This Is What Makes Us Girls” is one of a handful of standout tracks on Born to Die (others include Blue Jeans, the grudgingly praised Video Games, and the haunting title track), but the album as a whole is lacking a bit in substance. Fifteen tracks may have been ambitious and several of the songs, when played consecutively, sound redundant. A few are flat out embarrassing to reference, like “Diet Mountain Dew” and “National Anthem” (both make me question Del Rey’s understanding of a “subtle metaphor”). Still, I find myself caring, and I can’t attribute it to the obnoxious “guilty pleasure” rationalization. It will be interesting to behold her next incarnation—I’m gunning for a “gangsta” Nancy Sinatra/Lee Hazelwood type duet (she’s already been spotted about town in a creepy May-December coupling with Axl Rose)—if she doesn’t get stuck in remix purgatory** or succumb to hype or go batshit insane a la Britney (circa Shaved Head). Her MO is to make us wonder what her MO is, and until that loses its appeal, we’ll continue to wonder, for better or worse. Maybe the singer herself summed it up best: On our drugs and our love, and our dreams and our rage, blurring the lines between real and the fake. Born to Die is available at most online retailers. A deluxe version includes three bonus tracks. Visit her official website for more information. *Not by the original definition where “indie” was used to describe bands on independent labels. Now it denotes a very stylized genre of music and an equally stylized “lifestyle,” for lack of a better word. **Judging by the amount of remix press bogging down my inbox, the odds are not in her favor.

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